Found in my inbox this morning:
A politics fairy left a flyer under our pillow last night. No way to tell if it’s authentic, but it purports to be the remarks of this person:
Of this organization:
Who may or may not be this person:
Of this organization:
A group whose commitment to Loudoun County goes back all of eight months, according to the State Corporation Commission:
(Bets now being taken on how long they exist after November.)
The flyer says her remarks at a meeting on February 4, 2011, included these immortal words:
Action Teams of incorrigible virtues? Wonder if their team-mates will look like this:
Hard to see it, but the sign on this incorrigible Republican virtue says, “I am a corrupt politician,” and was worn in a display of (what the flyer calls) “fact-based discourse” opposing the passage of a clean-water ordinance for Loudoun County that marched through the board of supervisors’ meeting room in the middle of Tuesday’s business session.
Nothing informs a fact-based discourse like a pig-suit, eh?
The flyer closes with a few words of an unknown philosopher:
And this call to join their army:
A little “difference” from this crowd would be a welcome thing. They can start with some of their own advice and admit to some obvious facts. Here’s a start, with grammar to match their standards:
But that would be taking an easy shot, and after all the material they’ve supplied already, let’s not be hogs…
